CAN I GET A HELL YEAH!??
*teacher voice* i dont know, can you?
*sighs* “MAY I get a hell yeah?”
*teacher voice* you should have gotten a hell yeah during the break before class started
*frustrated groan* But I didn’t NEED a hell yeah during the break
talents include looking 12 and saying thank you to the bus driver
you know what really gets my goat?
id hit up barnes and noble during the purge
signs you’re a book addict #1: when you’re willing to risk being brutally murdered for free books
Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough
today, I went from reading Tess of the d’Urbervilles to watching Anne of Green Gables to listening to the new Taylor Swift song 12 times… and I feel like that kind of describes my state of mind right now.
I am training her well.
Alex, your friendship means everything to me, I can’t lose you. What if we screw this up?
Not a chance.
"Joss has said that this time we’re gonna get to know Clint a lot better."
cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas
me: you said i got one phone call